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HELLO THERE. I'M A GIRL!
But I could also be lying. xD
Yum apple donuts yum.
I LOVE MCFLY AND DAVID AND THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO SAY IT.
Lately I've been rather content and positive (which is rare) and generally excited about life.
Sometimes I'm weird and retarded and I don't know what I'm saying/doing.
In the words of Harry (Judd, not Potter) - I want to kiss you all...
misc
The celebration of my birth is over. ):
"What do I want? Single spotlight."
xP.
- Gossip Girl Season 2
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- A huge stuffed lion.
- Glee Official Soundtrack!
- McFly - Room on the Third Floor
- McFly - Wonderland
- McFly - Motion in the Ocean
- My Best Friend's Girl by Dorothy Koomson
- The Chocolate Run by Dorothy Koomson
- To write many, many books and be successful.
- To fly to England and
1) Attend a McFly concert in the mosh pit.
2) Watch a Man Utd match at Old Trafford.
3) Meet J.K Rowling!
That is all. :D
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Cheer up.
Tuesday, October 31, 2006 @ 9:30 PM
Cheer up. I have. To all those people feeling down today, here are some jokes taken from Reader's Digest October Issue 06' to make you feel better. They made me genuinely laugh! Which is usually a feat.
Joke 1:
Visiting the psych ward, a man asked how doctors decide to institutionalise a patient. "Well," the director said, "we fill a bthtub, then offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient, and ask him to empty the bathtub."
"I get it," the visitor said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's the biggest."
"No," the director said. "A normal person would simply pull the plug. I'll go prepare your room."
(:
Joke 2:
What does cheese say when it gets its picture taken?
Ok, probably not as good as the first one. Moving on!
Joke 3:
Every day a woman stood on her porch and shouted, "Praise the Lord!" And every day the atheist next door yelled back, "There is no Lord!"
One day she prayed. "Lord, I'm hungry. Please send me some groceries."
The next morning she found a big bag of food on the stairs. "Praise the Lord," she shouted.
"I told you there was no Lor," the neighbour said. "I bought those groceries."
"Praise the Lord," said the woman. "He not only sent me groceries, he made the devil pay for them."
Lols. Next!
Joke 4: (I think you may have heard this one before)
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big.
Joke 5:
Three sisters aged 92, 100 and 104 live in a house together. One night, the eldest sister draws a bath. She puts her foot in, pauses, and yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The second sister yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs, pauses, then yells, "Was I going up the stairs or down?"
The third sister shakes her head. "I sure hope I never get that forgetful," she says, and proceeds to knock on wood for good measure. She then yells, "I'll come up and help the both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
Haha! Have a nice day, lads and ... lassies? Uh. I dunno. But goodnitez!